The pterodactyl tree

We think we’re living game of thrones, it’s Chinese whispers, we are fed retirement homes satisfied with rice and beans, jelly on a Sunday. The clock ticks on and picks on me, I should smash its face in Chinese whispers, that’s a sin put it in your notebook. Most will tell you it’s a lie…

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Relieves stubborn aches and pains

It feels like there’s a bolt in my back and some crazy nut’s tightening the nut it may be a fancy but I fancy it’s not, some nut’s definitely got it in for me Anyhow this pain will pass as most pains do if I sit and chew on Panadol. They said I can’t use…

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Please hold while we try to connect you.

A coin op’ democracy put your penny in and see, the butler knew but didn’t do it. We the people of the people have no say, don’t tell me you’re free with your hand out for charity. I have noticed and with glee that there’s a madness rising perhaps we will see the revolution after…

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Mice with diabetes! what next?

Spats on Twitter titter titter Trump’s a rum ‘un no doubt what’s global warming about then? Humpty’s got the hump he won’t get a new wall for Christmas. so grab your cat if you call it that and if I go down that road this becomes blue. what do we do when they do bugger…

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