The findings of Frederick Freud

Complex,
it’s good to have a
complex

completely twenty first
because
this century’s the worst.

Some times and quite oddly
I wish I had a fetish
perhaps I do and I don’t know,
so
very twenty first

and no wonder ‘shrinks’
call in Brinks Matt,
all that cash

a rash of insecurity
secures the future of
psychiatry.

Secrets and desires
the kindling that
lights fires,
I’m from up in the Shires
where they fancy
mushy peas.

© 2017, John Smallshaw.