I see Santa buying something in the second aisle at Sainsbury’s
trying to be inconspicuous but Rudolph gives the game away.
I wonder what it was he bought?
Because Santa doesn’t have a Santa,
did you ever stop to think of that?
because I just thought of that.
Perhaps he got some aftershave
get one free and save or
he bought a Christmas tree.
No Santa to leave gifts for him
Christmas is looking grim,
could be he bought a bin to
dump this happy Christmas in
but I don’t know.
© 2017, John Smallshaw.