Another Gerald

We can all go swimming in the plastic sea
with lego man and his family.

Grammarly says lego should be with a capital L
I told Grammarly to go to hell
see
I can spell and my words are my words
except for grammarly and lego but there you go
we can’t all be perfect
or
maybe Peter can be
and of course
Lady Penelope
but beware
Parker’s a shark in the shallows.

That’s it
another load of krap,
oh shit
I shouldn’t have said that
now I feel like whatsisname?
you know
that guy in the jewellery game
yeah that’s it, Mr
Ratner.

© 2018, John Smallshaw.