The qualifier

There’s always a dum ti dum
a radio playing a so sad song
which makes you feel like you
want to hum
the ‘funeral march’
but
it’s wedding day for
the twosome
who some
say
shouldn’t have any fun
well
fuck them,

I’m sending my best to
the royal pair

I won’t be there
at the marriage
no invite
no carriage
no bubbly
no cake
I’ll have to make
do
with bugger all

(more writing on the sodding wall)

© 2018, John Smallshaw.