Underground advert

Apparently you can see a GP in minutes for free load of nonsense if you ask me I think they should put on the advertisement see a GP at the the end of all time especially if you have a broadband connection like mine and no doubt I’ll be at the end of the line…

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The soundtrack is playing

Alarm clocks to remind me that Monday will always find me wanting I want a double. ‘er indoors is keeping scores I think she’s winning. Anyway why doesn’t ACME take Monday and make it a Friday the misleading acronym is a sin especially on a Sunday,…

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Take two with water

When the bong’s not the sound from a dinner gong where… did I go wrong? kitsch on a ketch in Marrakech fetch me a spyglass pass me the chain let’s hear the sound from the dinner gong again. There’s a fissure the missionary’s fishing for me I fall where all the fallen go don’t know…

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5 Park drive

Rolling Virginia loosely between fingers and thumbs, my lungs are the living slums full of nicotine. I’ve seen adverts on the TV about what smoking can do for me, how time has moved on. No longer cool to light up in fancy wheels or ride horses through long pleasant fields with a cigarette in your…

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