Pulling into paradise

light me up a Marlboro’ or better still a Lucky Strike and I’ll match you with a partner for tonight’s an open mic’ husky voiced and cellulose she talks through her nose because her tongue’s worn out (old joke, whatya expect? an Exocet?) Anyway and it’s anyhow that gets us through the day and what…

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A free identity with every litre

  drink to excess drunk you’re a mess   if only   I smoke alcohol it saves on the glasses, they say that girls make passes at boys who save glasses   if that’s true where are they?   Sunday I smell liquor on the vicar the sermon is a shambles, drunk the vicar rambles…

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