Transmission faults

Watching as the horse drawn carriage takes the couple to a marriage and the crowd ‘s all cheering loudly don’t you know, oh wait that’s not it yet that’s the football on the television set. restart. watch the happy couple sing their vows as the vicar raises his eyebrows and wishes for them many happy…

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Division one

  Sam, the Arsenal fan was next to Fred who’d lost his head at a West Ham game, the referee had the centre plot shot dead at the penalty spot.   save me from the football graveyard? you couldn’t if you tried…

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The clockwork train set

..and then there’s the portal through which I sometimes hurtle, the eye looking in on the I looking out. Put all your eggs in one basket but don’t be surprised when you end up with lots of chicks. Quite neatly graffiti on the wall I fall into, Kilroy was here but not before me. So…

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