Necktie parties

Candle wax
sealing wax
soaring tax
and security
being lax
I help myself to two
of the above.

Now
I can see what I steal
and seal.

I drank Canada Dry,
not the country
just a bottle,
dry ginger
and it kicked
like a Mountie.

The cartridge case
unlocked
the barrel too
unblocked
so why should you
be shocked
if I shoot to kill
and
aim to please?

© 2017, John Smallshaw.