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I see Santa buying something in the second aisle at Sainsbury’s
trying to be inconspicuous but Rudolph gives the game away.

I wonder what it was he bought?

Because Santa doesn’t have a Santa,
did you ever stop to think of that?

because I just thought of that.

Perhaps he got some aftershave
buy one
get one free and save or
he bought a Christmas tree.

No Santa to leave gifts for him

Christmas is looking grim,

could be he bought a bin to
dump this happy Christmas in

but I don’t know.

© 2017, John Smallshaw.