Church talk on the crystal set

they are passionate about what they believe in and sing hymns to the one up above
all filled with that bushel of kindness and a nice healthy dollop of love.

they talk of a life everlasting
but like the toffee bar
it’s just a swiz

Fair play to religion for trying
to make dying a whole load of fun
but I’d sooner have brandy and ginger
and sit with those girls in the sun.

© 2018, John Smallshaw.