The crash dummy

Tightening your belt fighting austerity banging on the doors of those in authority, easier to blow a safe (and I am aware that blowing a safe could be construed as being sexual) but if you’re thinking that way you deserve to be locked up. In confession he gave me absolution, told me to steer well…

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Men only just

So, you wanna live longer have erections that are harder and stronger? well they have pills for it all now ones to make you smile ones to make you go that extra mile ones for peace and ones for quiet and pink ones when you want to diet. I don’t wanna live that long or…

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Reality trip

When you’re asleep and you’re dreaming and she says, coffee? and you say, with cream in and then you wake and it plays out like the dream she says, coffee and you say with cream. something very strange is going on. and then you’re listening to her talk with your two eyes up there hanging…

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