His Lordship

..and what do I have?
two 20p plastic bags from
Sainsbury

I think he’s taking me
for a fool and
then the advertisement,

Be cool and drink Coors,
which in my opinion
is shit beer
no chance of me drinking it here

and here I am,
damned if I ain’t an old man,
how the fuck did that happen?

© 2020, John Smallshaw.