The Leonardo that came through the letterbox
it fits very neatly on the wall,
the woman who’s in it ain’t that much
I never paid bugger all.
The bedroom could do with a Renoir
it’s not often you see one of those
all I can afford is a Hockney
some geezer with bloody great toes.
The kitchen’s the place for my Lowry
cost me a King’s ransom
and her dowry,
© 2020, John Smallshaw.