South Park secrets

It wasn’t the second gunmanthat killed Kennyit was Wile e Coyoteand not from a grassy knollhe did it in a shopping mall,but don’t quote meor ACMEmight sue me…

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When things go bump

Not going to speak of the weathernot whether it’s hotnot whether it’s notI’ll let the weather speak for itself. The radio’s belting out a tuneI’ll bemelting into an ice cream soonbutnot going to speak of the weather. Of coursefor the Britishthis limits the conversation,no talk of sunstrokeor of precipitation, I’m going fishin’she says,‘again?take an umbrellait…

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Live bait

It’s playing outwe’re paying outandthey’re reeling us in. As ifwe’ve never had it so good. Butit’s once upon a playtimea long time ago,Bethlehem and wiser menthan we will ever know. Lost in the maze withmy lazy left eyeturning the cornerstrying to get by…

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Happy Wednesday

I can’t believe it’s notutter bollox,let us bow before the splendour of the manthey’ll call the virus mender. It’s as if he waved his magic stickand raised the dead, cured the sick. Ohtie me to a paper planewhich is as insaneas believinganything…

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