The boredom bite

I’d throw myself off a cliff,
but the bodies are already stacked so high
that I’d only fall four feet,
why does everybody want to die?

Times are really not that bad
you’ve had it worse
it will get better
unlike this verse.

We should be happy
no more clapping
no backslapping
plenty of room on the streets
because everyone’s krappng
just to get rid of the toilet tissue,

haha told you that you’ve had it worse
more verse?

don’t shoot the messenger
or Kissinger,
not sure about Dillinger,
I quite like him though.

© 2020, John Smallshaw.