Customs

He’s being interviewed by immigrationwith a view to repatriation,he’s called for a solicitorpoor Santa’s in a fix. The reindeer are impounded andput in isolationthe sleigh they say is groundedpending investigation,sodon’t wait up on Christmas eveit’s unlikely that he’ll come…

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Andy Pandy

Tier tworow fourseat fiveandwe’re getting there, This is like‘Watch with Mother’the way they talk to youas ifwe didn’t understand. WellMother’s goneI don’t have a TVand I know exactlywhat I knewyesterdaywhich is always the waywhen you’re a day behind…

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Intermittent signals

It seemed the right thing to dodoing it with you. Open sesame, says heoutside the door where thewanting is more than the need…

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