It’ll be a funny Christmas

You’ll not be going to Lapland,
but if you’re lucky
you might get to Poundland,

Santa’s in the bottom drawer
Rudolph pissed off and what’s
Donner’s done up Blitzen like
a kipper.
the elves are all in Tesco’s
except for Charlie, he’s in

so Lapland’s out
and homeland’s in,
have a brandy
have a gin
and put your feet up
for the duration.

© 2020, John Smallshaw.