Seats for the elderly

She’s probably making music in the Amazon by plucking her eyebrows on the underground it takes all sorts and I suspect all sports to make an Olympic site. In front of me, she, holds the Daily Telegraph I’m looking for Beadle this must be ‘Game for a laugh’ Next to me reading text I see…

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The second front

Win win win what a flamin’ feat I got there just in front of him and bagged myself a seat It’s the little victories that win a war. It’s Friday what’s he moaning for? I’m having conversations albeit silently with the silent people sat around me, no argument about that. And the more I see…

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Fiesta position

Few would argue that what we go through on a day to day basis to earn a crust is just short of scandalous and as near to ridiculous as makes no difference. I’m one if the few are few who’d say to you, ‘stop whining and start grinning’ It’s Thursday and no one can take…

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Force seven

She’s talking of millions and the rest of us are sat listening, stories we hear when here on the tube, her jeans are torn and her fingernails dirty, but didn’t she get shirty when I gave her that look and that look’s the look that says I don’t believe you, But it’s none of my…

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Itchy and Scratchy

Going bald? a bit patchy? You need new miracle grow. Grouse do not grouse as far as I’m aware and that’s about as far as it is from here to there. I wonder what he does for a living, but guessing it’s not giving up his seat for the elderly, sat slovenly and maybe thinking…

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