It’s hard to get excited over a stainless steel fruit juicer, but so shiny so sleek it made me go weak lockdown’s killing me with things like triviality wonder what else I’ll see that’s shiny…
Tag Archives: Advertising
One of 57 million results
But can you believe them, the masters of trickery the advertising men? do you take at face value do you google the truth? does google know the truth or is it all a big lie? Years ago we didn’t know either but we put our noses to the wind and the truth came in on…
It has to be asked
Does it do what it says on the label? and if it does do you think you’ll be able? because we all want to be what we want you to see but sometimes we need some assistance. And do we dollop it on? that wouldn’t make it last long or do…
Seduction in Stratford
hoardings. It’s not easy to see just how small a deposit can be when you’re being paid sod all and don’t you think that these kind of adverts stink? ‘ a small deposit secures ‘ and in some cases securely in debt. We’re being teased into parting for goods, ‘ get a start in the…
Underground advert
Apparently you can see a GP in minutes for free load of nonsense if you ask me I think they should put on the advertisement see a GP at the the end of all time especially if you have a broadband connection like mine and no doubt I’ll be at the end of the line…
The soundtrack is playing
Alarm clocks to remind me that Monday will always find me wanting I want a double. ‘er indoors is keeping scores I think she’s winning. Anyway why doesn’t ACME take Monday and make it a Friday the misleading acronym is a sin especially on a Sunday,…
Take two with water
When the bong’s not the sound from a dinner gong where… did I go wrong? kitsch on a ketch in Marrakech fetch me a spyglass pass me the chain let’s hear the sound from the dinner gong again. There’s a fissure the missionary’s fishing for me I fall where all the fallen go don’t know…
5 Park drive
Rolling Virginia loosely between fingers and thumbs, my lungs are the living slums full of nicotine. I’ve seen adverts on the TV about what smoking can do for me, how time has moved on. No longer cool to light up in fancy wheels or ride horses through long pleasant fields with a cigarette in your…
