The junk pile

Slept like a logwoke up in the fireplace,yesI know that joke’s ancientbutno older than me. Mondayand a Bank Holidaytoo,I wonderbecause that’s what I dowhat shall I dotoday? Waking upwoke upwakewokesoak in the tubgo down the pubjeezI’m tired already, Christmas is cancelledCovid has wonSanta’s in quarantinescreamingfetch me my gun,ho ho hobut that’s another story…

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