Exploding brain

They will all tell youwhat they think’s for the best,go for a testdon’t go for a testget vaccinated,inoculated, get flucked( Grammarly tells me no L,wellit’s not a flucking Christmas Carolis it?) but we have to dothe right thingwhichmay not be the same thingaswhat they all tell you, has that made it any clearer?…

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Bored

If blue is the new blackthenCovid-19 is the new ice ageand why not? as catastrophes goit’s really quite minornot quite Krakatoais it?…

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Symptoms

They are setting the maximumwhich is quite minimumit’s hard to know how to feel, is this real ora conspiracy,are they out to get meor just looking out for me? Truth isI’m cheesed off with this lockdownI’ll be calling on Boris for a showdownbut it’ll have to be before sundownbecause there may be a curfew…

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Covid & co

We are coming backbut it won’t be the same, we’ve been crippled,made lameby something thatthey gave the name toand who cares what itis called when it’s who it hasculled that counts. thoughts like thisshould taper offover the edgeoff the cliffwhere we have beenstandingbut they stay and thisis what will haunt us the politicians that have…

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Organ grinders and cannon fodder

I’m not sure who is paying the piper oreven what tune the piper is playingand I’m not staying around to find out,it’sgetting dangerous here. There’s something other than oxygen in the airand I want to be somewhere else…

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As for that

Ramping up production, drugs the new seduction, where the share price is a yardstick, pay and you don’t get sick don’t pay and you do who or WHO is fooling who here?…

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The wrong Wednesday

The economy crash and we have a reaction, a rash, hard not to scratch that itch. I keep my distance use disinfectants expecting the best but fearing the worst…

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More from lockdowntown

It’s in the detail are you buying wholesale or retail? whether shop price or top price you have to pick the poison. This is a right carry on carry out a roundabout talk about a Hobson’s choice. And its turned into a marathon we are the ones being put upon, don’t get me wrong a…

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Blanket coverage

It costs more than money staying in when it’s sunny and another piece of me drops off and dies. Blue skies blue eyes everything’s grey. How to proceed to succeed without weed (ha I don’t smoke that) but we have to get through it together apart distanced, does it break your heart too?…

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Cramming in the cookies

They said that every day spent in quarantine with your wife equates to seven years of a husbands life, If my wife sees this it’ll be another life that I’ve lost and I’m up to number seven already…

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Isolated

It’s still dark so how can I see if it’s really me? The monsters are on Diconal or Tryptanol and all I get is Tylenol, Everything is relative but that is not a sedative. I think I’ll make more coffee…

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Notice on the door

Ifya think I came through 40 years of paralysis and two years of psychoanalysis to be knocked out by some bug I can’t even see, then you don’t know me at all. If you wanna be boxed in, locked down, closed in by the ‘what if it happens to me scenario’, you’re falling into the…

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Time for a Martini

So many posting about the virus saying, why us? Placebo on the radio? a song that’s far too long and hard to swallow. Mud baths might follow and you can wallow in them but real men stand up and fight and don’t panic buy toilet rolls because that is not right. I’m alive and kicking…

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More than March

Self-immolation or self-isolation? stark choice, the dark voice says, make one. aw jeez it’s only Tuesday, but you know if I had my way it would be a holiday and no one would say, burn or turn into a recluse…

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Blending in

OCD becomes normality wash rinse repeat wash rinse dine on ‘mince and slices of quince’ dine on ‘mince and slices of quince’ because my dear it’s all a bit Lear. I can do serious seriously I can, see Covid-19 is the doings of man. serious enough?…

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