When I fall asleep for eternity I think they might hold a wake for me which seems unfair as I won’t be there, but that’s life or not…
Tag Archives: funny
The crash dummy
Tightening your belt fighting austerity banging on the doors of those in authority, easier to blow a safe (and I am aware that blowing a safe could be construed as being sexual) but if you’re thinking that way you deserve to be locked up. In confession he gave me absolution, told me to steer well…
Comics relief
It would be rude not to make tea during the interlude, she wants some cookies, I heard something different, it’s hard to make tea with a black eye,…
The Testament
Three wise men, obviously not locals nor yokels searching for a King which has a certain ring to it, one could write a book about it. Shepherds watching a flock harping on about a star ‘put a sock in it’ came a voice from afar. You know the story, God and his never-ending glory and…
Castro wore crepe soles
Feeling good in Cuba and he down with it haha I’ll get sued now. The mind takes a vacation an elevator to some far off station but is still at home in this boneyard body, there is no way out of it and at times no way to get into it is that the paradox?…
