Nice days in

Drips sweatand yetbeing a sucker for punishmenthe stoically resists coming in fromthe sun,the sum being,dehydration, self preservationfinally kicks inkicks himin the nethersand whether he wanted toor nothe moves, sprawls outfalls outcalls outfor water…

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Floats on Friday

It’s no good being squeamish about squelching as your eyes open on sweat filled sockets, drying myself I am crying, the heat at this time of the day is awfully trying, did you notice how I didn’t fukin swear about the heat? and so good for the diet I lost four pints of water you…

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More Wain than Wainwright

I think I’m going to melt into a movie and show my better side, do make yourself feel comfy I’ll put the kettle on who knows it just might suit me or I think the heat might just be getting to me and it has nothing to do with the movie…

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Cooking oil

On the road the tarmac bubbles just like a load of baking soda, a little observation made while I sit here and drink a glass of sparkling water, it should be lemonade but I forgot to buy some…

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