Socially adept

He got done over or rather run over by an ambulance and no good me saying, a good job the ambulance is already here, people look at you queerly when you’re stating the obvious. I carried on with the shopping had to pop into Asda and get something for dinner, he’ll be getting hospital food…

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One former owner

I never saw the woman who talked the hind legs off a donkey but I’ve met a chatterbox or two who lived in Crewe, not in a box.   Nor have I heard a banshee howl a tiger growl but once I saw a matron scowl before they did away with matrons.   Open to…

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