Dieu et mon droit

The old Bill rang me tried to press gang me put charges on me well fuck ’em boys will be boys and the boys in blue usually are so I got in my car ( which wasn’t mine, but that’s a story for another time) I met Sergeant MaClief who was a bit of a…

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Overdue

I look under I for immortality on a trip to the local lending library, but find a Ghazal under G two shelves in front of me I can see this is going to be fun On the isle of an aisle I pick up a book clearly marked as Essex which to my eyes signifies…

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