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Leave out a drink for Santa?yeah!that’s about as likely as chestnutsroasting by an open fireand it does seem to be the seasonfor an open fire,big guns on a no-deal from those who don’t feel as if they’re quite the ticket and it is anyway a bit leg before wicket init?no ballsare balls, but they don’t…

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I always think that

The ghost of Christmas yet to comehas got to be a lot more fun. Marley and his chainsReindeer flyingSanta at the reins and we go to so many painsto make believe it’s true…

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Customs

He’s being interviewed by immigrationwith a view to repatriation,he’s called for a solicitorpoor Santa’s in a fix. The reindeer are impounded andput in isolationthe sleigh they say is groundedpending investigation,sodon’t wait up on Christmas eveit’s unlikely that he’ll come…

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