Interruptions

Slouched across the sofa so far, so good and then the doorbell rings. ” Is Jesus in your life?” intoned the witness for Jehovah, I informed him that I was married and the question was irrelevant, he left with a puzzled frown on his face, I went back to my place on the sofa, so…

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Millions

For what it’s worth which isn’t much I went to work, such exciting times in which to live and now I’m home back in the bosom where my darling wife who really is my honey blossom, makes tea for me and to make my day massages all those aches and pains away…

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Partnership

    When it’s all good you don’t need to touch wood, but you do because it’s even better to be superstitious, and better still to keep the green-eyed witches away.   The anniversary brings out the best in me and she is the reason.   When Summer resides in your heart and the heaven’s…

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Transmission faults

Watching as the horse drawn carriage takes the couple to a marriage and the crowd ‘s all cheering loudly don’t you know, oh wait that’s not it yet that’s the football on the television set. restart. watch the happy couple sing their vows as the vicar raises his eyebrows and wishes for them many happy…

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Pulling into paradise

light me up a Marlboro’ or better still a Lucky Strike and I’ll match you with a partner for tonight’s an open mic’ husky voiced and cellulose she talks through her nose because her tongue’s worn out (old joke, whatya expect? an Exocet?) Anyway and it’s anyhow that gets us through the day and what…

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