The show goes bomb

Moving parts but no beating hearts the dummies are on parade someone pulls the strings to make them walk and mouths the words, we think they talk This is the puppet play the pierrot takeaway if you want to vote today stand in line and we pay anyway. and the suggestion that the speakers who…

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Broken news

Mp’s and peers will have to be relocated, the houses of Parliament are to be redecorated I’m calling on Crusoe to get this second rate show onto his island for an extended run. The country’s gone to the dogs too many wheels and not enough cogs…

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The end

  He didn’t even comb his hair, what a scruff what a duff and I don’t mean the beer, although it feels like Bart Simpson it’s actually Boris Johnson, it must be time to get out of here…

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