The austerity overdose

It must be the strychnine that’s tickling the back of my throat, he said, putting his coat on and laughing on the other side of his face…

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Warming the engine

A helicopter choppering maybe it’s got coppers in I’m not going out. Always a policeman about when you stay in. Boris says he’ll increase them an extra ten thousand policemen or should that be police people? no! that’s what they do…

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Pressure cooker

I have come to this conclusion, that even when you squint at them some men talk in small print and you have to read between the lines. I think we’re being taken by the woe begotten and God-forsaken, I think Whitehall’s faking making, breaking, deals and stealing from the pension pots…

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Leaders

    Someone and probably nearly everyone is or are being fooled by the old school tie brigade, how long can a debate last? well that’s debatable,   I liken it to, how many pigs dinners does it take to make a pigs dinner of it?   This is turning into a debacle, but did…

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‘a golden age’

  what page is Boris on? more to the point from which book is he reading? The eye of the beholder lays bleeding, the socket, like his pocket is empty and that’s the same as the promises they make before they take everything away…

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DUDE

    Doing some and some need doing more than others.   Boris was in full flow spouting off about how things would go   and wouldn’t you know, the future looks amazing and Boris only days in the job.   That’s what I need, a lead, said no dog ever.   so I’m still…

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Brexit

Another deadline headline it’s about time they sorted it out…

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Brexodus

Thinking it’s time to bail out get the next train and hang on the rail, doubt I’ll get a seat and no doubt the Westminster crew will. Krill they are acting like krill as if they’re’ immune, but soon they’ll be the migrants eaten by whales or Ireland, Scotland, Sunderland I wonder and think it’s…

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Unfriends are sometimes nicer

Are you getting the treatment you were meant to get? it’s a fair bet that you’re not. liars and crooks that cook the books and tell you they’re paying you more and all that you are, is a minimum wage whore, selling yourself short. I could tell ’em to shove but those weirdos would love…

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This was the week that wasn’t

(off Westminster) Furious? I’m fuckin’ incandescent, fuming that they have room in which to maneuver we should hoover the lot up and put them in the trash cash in our bonds and get out here in a flash (just to make it rhyme)…

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Pulp it

It gets slightly biblical more so than political when they talk about the judgment day and they argue anyway about when and what form it will take. I hope it breaks upon them when they’re taking tea at Simpsons or buying polo shirts in the Burlington Arcade but that’s not nice and so I ‘can…

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Raining in Rohingya

It took me some time, but in time I shook the cobwebs away, woke up to a Saturday or did I? at some point someone points the way, this way to the weekend. I am as sure as I can be that my eyes were wide open and I was watching my breath frost on…

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Spitting cobra’s

They do politics in triplicate a syndicate three card tricksters, politicians are mathematicians they fix the odds and the odds are we’re fucked the minute we vote for them. the alternative could be anarchy and that’d suit me because anarchists help the aged don’t they? I’m in two minds which is a bit of a…

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Angry of Anglesey

Putting it on the slow burn giving it some time to turn into a righteous indignation they practice prostitution like it’s something that’s brand new and those politicians fool you because that’s what they’re selling you and you’ll lap it up all kittenish I wish it wasn’t so, but we’ve all been genome modified brains…

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More electric soup

I try to believe that ultimate power is held by the populace, but facing the facts I can see it’s not true. The state holds our fate in its hands. Political treason, a butchery beggaring belief and a thief of all reasoning Homeless numbers up and yet on the up they’re still going down London’s…

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Adequate etiquette

We’re not supposed to say that you can’t do a thing today because they say, that it’s not politically correct I do it anyway and every which or other way just to stick two fingers to the man who thinks that he can tell me how to go about the business of my life. I…

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Bookmakers

Bet that wasn’t on the agenda and now she’s got to tend her letter of resignation. It’s not really cricket but they don’t have the balls ten to one they’ll bail out when the ice queen falls. who’s a naughty boy then? Jeremy, you worry me sneaking in like that. I’d like to think that…

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Do you think it’s like ballet

Pirouette cast your vote get results. let’s all go to the dumb down station so simple it insults imagination. that’s what they rely on I think that it’s a try on. and we’re the ones being put upon. and you’ve got to pick the right one sort through all the lies. What ties  up the…

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Bang

We are being itemised stacked up racked up politicised, some are being radicalised does that surprise you?…

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The June bugs

With their promises they’ve bought you but you sought them and they sold you on every little lying thing they told you, I could have told you that is old school playground games…

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